Imperial Stormtroopers Arrest Santa
Sunday, December 16th, 2007Imperial Stormtroopers raided Santa’s factory yesterday evening, killing an undetermined number of elves, arresting the owner, and confiscating his sled.

The emperor has said that Christmas will go on as usual this year, but a press release this morning confirmed rumors that it will be taken over by the Empire, and run under Imperial auspices.



