What’s your beer personality?
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You Are Guinness |
![]() You know beer well, and you’ll only drink the best beers in the world. Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them. When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all – especially about subjects you don’t know well. But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around. |


About time! Come to Guinness–it is your destiny my son!
NOOO!!! It’s not true! I’ll never join you!
{End of tired Star Wars cliches}
I mean, seriously. Go with a dry stout when I could have a nice sweet Belgian dubbel? Or a beautifully malty Scottish Ale? Puh-lease.