Archive for the ‘Asides’ Category

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

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“Hearing a nun’s confession is like being stoned to death with popcorn.” –Abp. Fulton Sheen

Monday, March 17th, 2008

Pinky And The Brain

The Brain: We must head to a place where overweight, middle-aged people go to party and throw away money.

Pinky: Capitol Hill?

Thursday, December 27th, 2007

“The notion that a Norwegian imam can make a statement in Norway but if a Canadian magazine quotes that statement in Canada it’s a “hate crime” should be deeply shaming to all Canadians.” - Mark Steyn

Thursday, December 20th, 2007

Fratres: Gaudete in Domino semper: iterum dico, gaudete.

Tuesday, December 11th, 2007

Never, ever drink beer out of cans. Always, ALWAYS drink beer out of bottles.

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007

The dying, the cripple, the mentally ill, the unwanted, the unloved. They are all Jesus in disguise. — Mother Theresa

Friday, November 16th, 2007

Save your money and one day it’ll return the favor.

Friday, October 19th, 2007

I’ve added a Digg It button to the single post page.

Monday, October 8th, 2007

New birth announcement on the Family Site.

Friday, October 5th, 2007

Digg is filled with insane liberal moonbats and intolerant anti-Christian bigots.

Friday, September 21st, 2007

“I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.” — Winston Churchill.

Monday, September 10th, 2007

Many of the drivers I saw on my evening commute showed, by their behavior, that they want to commit suicide. I’d just prefer that they didn’t take me with them.

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

I spent today looking into financing building a home. I’m tired now.

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007

My five favorite bands are Rush, Jethro Tull, The Turtles, The Beatles, and Pink Floyd.