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Which Church Father are you?

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

You’re Origen!

You do nothing by half-measures. If you’re going to read the Bible, you want to read it in the original languages. If you’re going to teach, you’re going to reach as many souls as possible, through a proliferation of lectures and books. If you’re a guy and you’re going to fight for purity … well, you’d better hide the kitchen shears.

Find out which Church Father you are at The Way of the Fathers!

Ouch!

What kind of intelligence do you have?

Sunday, July 6th, 2008

Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence


You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.
An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.
You are also good at remembering information and convincing someone of your point of view.
A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.

You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.

I don’t think I buy this result.

Are you a tortured genius?

Saturday, July 5th, 2008

You Are 83% Tortured Genius


You totally fit the profile of a tortured genius. You’re uniquely brilliant - and completely misunderstood.
Not like you really want anyone to understand you anyway. You’re pretty happy being an island.

Are you a Yankee or Dixie?

Friday, July 4th, 2008

You Are 50% Yankee, 50% Dixie


You’re a pretty even split of Yankee and Dixie. You’ve probably traveled around a lot in your life.

Does your English cut the mustard?

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

Your English Skills:


Punctuation: 100%
Spelling: 100%
Grammar: 80%
Vocabulary: 80%

What Donut Are You?

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

You Are a Powdered Devil’s Food Donut


A total sweetheart on the outside, you love to fool people with your innocent image.
On the inside you’re a little darker, richer, and more complex.
You’re a hedonist who demands more than one pleasure at a time.
Decadent and daring, you test the limits of human indulgence.

I actually didn’t like taking this quiz, because I kept thinking of answers to the questions which were not options to choose. And sometimes none of the options offered were anything I wanted to choose. Ah, well.

Interestingly, the description does fit me.

What’s your metaphysics?

Monday, June 9th, 2008


Your Score: The Theist


You scored 20 Materialism and 10 Phenomenology!



A common mistake is assuming that “Theism” means religion. Theism isn’t religion, it is in fact metaphysics, originating with Emperor Constantine, who transformed Christianity from a minority religion to the ideological standard of Rome. What Theism simply means is that you are convinced that there is a Final Ordering Principle to the universe, that it has agency (will), that it ordains all power structures as will as instilling reality with purpose and design, and that everything must be interpreted within that context. Thinkers you may agree with: St. Thomas Aquinas, John Calvin, Iraneus. Thinkers to challenge you: Bertrand Russell, Richard Dawkins, Don Cupitt.


Link: The Metaphysician Test written by Jaylhomme on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
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What ice cream flavor are you?

Thursday, May 15th, 2008

Apparently, I’m in the wrong line of work

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

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This one is a bullseye!

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

Your Thinking is Abstract and Sequential


You like to do research and collect lots of information.
The more facts you have, the easier it is for you to learn.

You need to figure things out for yourself and consider all possibilities.
You tend to become an expert in the subjects that you study.

It’s difficult for you to work with people who know less than you do.
You aren’t a very patient teacher, and you don’t like convincing people that you’re right.

What sports car should you drive?

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

You Should Drive a DeLorean


You don’t take yourself too seriously, and you prefer a fun, unusual car… like this Back to the Future gem!

I wonder what combination of answers I’d need to make it a Porsche….

World’s Shortest Personality Test

Monday, March 24th, 2008

Your Personality Profile


You are dignified, spiritual, and wise.
Always unsatisfied, you constantly try to better yourself.
You are also a seeker of knowledge and often buried in books.

You tend to be philosophical, looking for the big picture in life.
You dream of inner peace for yourself, your friends, and the world.
A good friend, you always give of yourself first.

What super power should you have?

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008

Your Superpower Should Be Super Strength


You’re tough, stubborn, and strong in both mind and body.
You are able to survive almost anything…
And you don’t come out worse for the wear.
Your power is evident - and unsurprisingly, you’re pretty intimidating!

Why you would be a good superhero: No one could match you in hand to hand combat

Your biggest problem as a superhero: Actually getting supervillains to show up to fight

How well do you know your States?

Friday, March 21st, 2008

You Know Your States


You got 10/10 correct.

You’ve got a pretty good handle on US geography.
There’s a good chance you’ve visited at least a dozen of the fifty states.

What’s your Native American name?

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

Your Native American Name Is…


Langundo Hohnihhohkaiyohos

Your name means: Peaceful High Backed Wolf